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Joke of the Day

"I went to specsavers the other day.. ...guess who I bumped into? Everyone!"

"Reddit, I need your help. Cascade me with unintended pregnancy jokes for a female friend!"

"What does a burning Mexican farm smell like? Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos."

"When will the hospital equipment arrive? defibrillater"

"I always thought i had a good imagination... but it turns out it was just my imagination"

"North Korea shows that you don't need religion to be crazy."

"I used to have a job crushing cans in a soft drink factory all day. It was soda pressing."

"Why couldn't I run the Compressed File? I was missing the important Bits."

"Spatula would be a pretty name for a girl. A girl who spreads easily."

"It's Saturday! Go for a walk! Pay your bills! Take up smoking! Shave a loved one! Steal a baby!"