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Joke of the Day
"I used to have a job crushing cans in a soft drink factory all day. It was soda pressing."
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"A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back."
"From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys ""partying"""
"After mating, a female Praying Mantis kills & eat's the male. Guess she knows it's easier to claim life insurance rather than child support."
"A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: ""You can't park anywhere near this place!"""
"[7:30pm] Tonight I'll actually go to bed on time and get sleep! [2:30am] the most money ever paid for a cow at an auction was $1.3 million"
"What is Mr. T's favorite month? April, fools"
"How deep is a swimming pool? It deep-ends."
"You can tell that a train has a gambling problem... When it spends all its time at the track."
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife is dead."