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Joke of the Day

"two blondes... ...are chit chatting. ""I slept with a Brazillian!"" ""Wow, how many is that?"""

"Do you know what the real letdown about John Glenns death is? It's the second time that Yuri Gagarin beat him to it."

"I don't like dictatorships. All dictators should be shot, and if anybody disagrees with me, they should be shot as well."

"If women can do everything men can... ...howcome they've never successfully oppressed an entire gender?"

"My computer just said hello to me It must be a Dell"

"What's the most embarrassing part about Hillary Clinton's emails? The Nigerian Prince actually came through with the money transfer."

"What is green, and then red? Frogs in a blender."

"What did the cannibal do to his girlfriend? Eat her out."

"Mexican Magician There was a Mexican Magician standing on the stage. He said, ""On the count of three, I will make myself disappear!"" ""Uno!"" ""Dos!"" POOF! He disappeared without a tres!"

"I can see 4 years into the future 20/20 Vision"