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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing to do with a thimble? Bang it with a drum-thtick!"

"Why did the mangaka fire her assistant? She didn't like his tone."

"A woman is good for 70 things. Cooking and 69."

"How do Helen Keller's parents punish her? Glue doorknobs to the walls."

"PISSED: teen gets fed up with teacher ""can i use the bathroom?"" ""i don't know, CAN you?"" *takes deep breath* *pisses all over teachers desk*"

"The thin,healthy, smart people are really missing out on some horrible food at Burger King."

"Mr Circle went to go see a doctor after being stabbed... The doctor said his blood loss was very sphere"

"What made Gandalf spend most of his time in the Shire at brothels? Love of the Halflings' queef."

"My boys and I plan to rob the super glue factory.. By the way the plan looks, things will be hard to pull off."

"I work at a dealership, this guy there is addicted to brake fluid but he says he can stop at anytime!"