193099
Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing to do with a thimble? Bang it with a drum-thtick!"
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"What was the oak's favorite subject? Chemistree."
"Toy idea: Remote control car that you can sit in & control from the inside."
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he needed a poo."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ? Attila you no lies !"
"If procrastinating were an Olympic sport, I would show up just in time to miss the medal ceremony."
"Sorry in advance Why did Helen Keller dog kill itself? You would to if your name was aaaaaaaauuuuggggfdddshnvxxkjkuuokkgdsgj"
"Dear Grocery store clerk, What part of me searching madly and paying in nickels & dimes suggests I can donate a dollar to the food bank?"
"why did hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill (Thanks nofx)"
"Kim Kardashian is essentially three asses stacked on top of each other."