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Joke of the Day
"What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!"
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"Why people cry during the weddings? ...they are preparing for whats coming afterwards"
"What do you call five black men having sex? A threesome"
"Why was the Jewish man so defensive about his beer? Because Hebrewed it."
"Killer whales are inappropriately named. The proper term is killer Welsh."
"What is it exactly that separates man from animal? Divorce"
"We called her herpes helen We called her herpes Helen because her name was Helen."
"Charm me with your intelligence or just wait till I'm really drunk."
"Where do super-villains get their coffee? DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts."
"""Any minute now. Any minute..."" -Lincoln Logs, waiting for a phone call from Hollywood"