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Joke of the Day

"""millennials sure do love APPS!!"" i can edit a movie on my phone. you used to harass women for recreation. go back to watching suits grandpa"

"Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world What do you call a fly with no wings....... A walk"

"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""In Jesus name, amen,"""

"TIL that my chemistry professor is a zoophile I walked in on him while he was in his lab"

"Procrastination is a dish best served eventually."

"Who's this ""moderation"" character people keep telling me to drink with?"

"Jehovah's witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes."

"*girl smokes weed 1 time doesnt even get high* *spends next 3 days drawing mushrooms with highlighters*"

"Have you heard the new hipster joke? Yea, I have it on vinyl."

"I told my friend he was noble.... He didn't react."