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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a watermelon in California? A melon"
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"My friend is deaf in his left ear. His hearing is alright."
"My priest was pretty upset today. Nobody at mass bought him a Father's Day card."
"Doctor, the suppositories you prescribed for me are horribly bitter! -- Have you been ... eating them? -- No, I've been shoving them up my ass!"
"What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common? They both say the same jokes over and over again."
"Whoever named them ""urinal cakes"" has grossly underestimated my love for cake. On a side note, what is the strongest toothpaste available?"
"What's a martian's favorite wine? Chardonayy."
"[me holding a door] PRETTY GIRL: [over her shoulder] thanks. ME: sorry, i'm married, but in time you'll get over me."
"What do you call a young Israeli boy? Jew-nior"
"What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter? Irrelephant."