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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a watermelon in California? A melon"
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"What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ? Neighbor?"
"Job Interview ""It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17x19?"" ""36"" ""That's not even close!"" ""But it was quick!"""
"What do nine out of ten people like? Gang rape."
"Why should you never kiss a slutty bird? Because you might get chirpies, which is a canararial disease, but don't worry, it's tweetable."
"""Push harder"" I shouted at my wife while she was in labor... ""Screw you"" she screamed back at me. Bit harsh I thought...... it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital!"
"When a roofer works pro bono... It's on the house"
"Why is Justing Bieber like a shotgun? Give him a cock and he will blow!"
"Why did the superconductor eat all the pudding? It couldn't resist."
"I just had a pervert audition to be the singer in my Paul Simon tribute band He sang ""50 ways to love your lever"""