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Joke of the Day

"I just had a pervert audition to be the singer in my Paul Simon tribute band He sang ""50 ways to love your lever"""

"A lady happily tells her husband, holding a testpack result. ""Darling, I'm pregnant!"" Tears running the husband's eyes, he says ""Hi pregnant, I'm dad"""

"Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet? Because it was a Number 2."

"I'm not a Facebook status, you don't have to like me."

"So I decided to write a song about tortillas... Well, it's actually more of a wrap."

"My Abuela voted for the first time yesterday morning! And for the last time a few hours ago."

"Did you hear about the Native American who went to a party and drank 37 cups of tea? They found him dead the next morning in his tea pee."

"What do you call a boring Muslim? Abdull."

"A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds ""Wife Wanted"". The next day, he received 1000 of replies, all reading: ""You can have mine."" Free delivery also available at your door step"

"Potentially offensive Muslim pick-up line [NSFW] Hey girl, are you prayer? Because I'd love to do you 5 times a day"