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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets? They're huge blubbermouths."
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"Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen."
"Rain drop, drop top.... Mariah Carey's career ended before the ball dropped."
"""Are you cold?"" No dumbass, I'm on fucking vibrate mode.."
"Edgar Allan Poe Because Edgar Allan Got No Job"
"How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !"
"They needed three Back to the Future movies so they could cover life's three great concerns: one's birth, one's future legacy, and cowboy"
"My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating on her. But I keep telling her 'I'm not going to leave my wife'"
"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds? A small medium at large."
"How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase? They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)"