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Joke of the Day
"If I can pick up your dog with one hand, congratulations you own a cat."
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"Some people say Ketamine is just for animals... They need to get off their high horses."
"My doctor told me that I have ADHD but when I got home and checked, I still only have basic cable. Lying bastard!"
"An Irish guy walks out of a bar... And that is the joke"
"No school tomorrow... Thanks Obama"
"you know what they say about beetroot. you can beat an egg but you can't beet a root."
"How do u find an old man in the dark? Its not that hard"
"A man only wearing saran wrap pants... Walks into his doctors office. The doctor says: ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"It's like these fools at the gym have never seen a girl with roller skates on the treadmill before."
"Why do elephants have 4 feet? Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do"