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Joke of the Day
"Why do Asians squint with their eyes? Because bombs are bright."
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"[God creating mosquitoes] ""I wonder how I could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and also slap their own faces."""
"one plus one equals a window"
"dispatch: we have a home invasion robbery in progress on the far side of the lake rowboat cop: *grabs oar* I'll be there in 6 hours"
"What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard? The space bar"
"What is the internal temperature of a taun taun? Luke warm!"
"My grandmother told me the secret to staying thin is.......if it tastes good spit it out."
"I eat the pussy like mac n cheese I'm lactose intolerant"
"Idea: suicide note Mad Libs (""Sad Libs"")"
"Why are redditors bad stand-up comedians? Because they'll just tell the crowd that the real joke's in the comments."