182674
Joke of the Day
"Why do Asians squint with their eyes? Because bombs are bright."
Next Joke
"What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano? Answer: Tulips on an Organ."
"Shake what your momma gave you. *shakes unemployed brother*"
"What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !"
"What happened when Hitler got bratwurst juice in his eye? He could Nazi! LMFAO"
"A man tried to keep two crows illegally as pets! He was arrested for attempted murder."
"I save so much money by not having any money."
"Men can I ask whats up with your all-in-one shampoo/conditioner/body wash/insect repellent/motor oil/mouth wash/sun block/laundry detergent"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ? Cannelloni some money till next week ?"
"What did the demonic junkie get charged with? Two counts of possession"