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Joke of the Day

"A prostitute propositions a snowman, ""I can be gentle or dominant. I can be anything you want me to be."" The snowman hands her $20 and says, ""Be a snow blower."""

"I'm the guy that starts walking away as you're giving me directions."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's not enough to change the bulb; we have to change the *system*."

"Beware of Lawyers 7 ""Are!you!a!lawyer?"" ""Yes."" ""How!much!do!you!charge?"" ""A!hundred!dollars!for!four!questions."" ""Isn't!that!awfully!expensive?"" ""Yes.!What!is!your!fourth!question?"""

"Welcome to Feng Shui Club, and I'm very happy to accept the position of the chair."

"If I were Russian I'd be Vladimir Poopin"

"What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eyes? Chicken ceaser salad."

"Why did the rap battle champion get the most spacious and accessible seat on the bus? Because of his dis-ability."

"How do you break the nose of a blonde without touching her? Wave your cock underneath a glass table"

"Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)"