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Joke of the Day
"Don't have unprotected phone sex. You might get hearing AIDS"
Next Joke
"What does the narcissistic cow say? Moooo! Cuz it's a cow"
"Say what you want about paedophiles. At least they drive slow in school zones."
"Why don't penguins ever get married? They always get cold feet! ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out."
"My brother was born backwards... His nose runs and his feet smell."
"What kind of foods do arthritic cannibals love to eat? Finger foods..."
"When summer comes and California starts burning, try to act surprised."
"Why did Einstein marry his cousin? It's all relative."
"I told my wife not to turn her head away after giving me a blowjob, but she didn't listen. It went in one ear and out the other."
"What do you call the hash marks on your headboard? Your tally skeet."