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Joke of the Day
"Nice told me a joke How many bakers does it take to run a bakery? Bun Edit: Title should say Niece"
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"Aladdin's love for carpet rides must have saved Jasmine thousands of dollars in waxing fees and razors."
"A waiter walks up to a table full of Jewish women dining And says ""ladies, is anything ok?"""
"""The first law of thermodynamics... ... is that you don't talk about thermodynamics."" My lecturer's a hoot."
"Don't mess with me! I've got a black belt... It's brown on the other side."
"How Can Numbers Be Real If Our i's Aren't Real"
"what do you call a man wrapped in meat?"
"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? One can't, but two can."
"My English teacher got really angry about the format of my essay. It wasn't justified."
"A family walks into a Hotel... The Dad walks up to the desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The receptionist says ""It's regular porn you sick fuck."""