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Joke of the Day
"Nice told me a joke How many bakers does it take to run a bakery? Bun Edit: Title should say Niece"
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"What does a french sheep say? Ca ba?"
"Waitress at Olive Garden tells me to say ""when"" and starts grating cheese on my salad I say nothing Room fills with Parmesan No one survives"
"How does a scientist make a hormone? The same way I do: don't pay her!"
"The New York Mets."
"What's purple-headed and makes women moan? Crib death."
"Yo mama's so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party."
"Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?"
"I stepped on a nail the other day I was going to avoid it but I didn't see the point"
"Knock Knock * Knock Knock * Who's there? * I say to mart * I say to mart who? * I say tomato, let's call the whole thing off"