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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a witch pregnant? Fuck her!"
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"Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible? Because all of the servers are busy."
"What was Boaz like before he got married? Ruthless."
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"There might be plenty of good food choices in College.. .. but you can't Top Ramen"
"What did the Nazi say... What did the Nazi say when he got lost on the way to the gas chamber? AUU-SCHWIT"
"I set my phone to airplane mode I lost it two weeks ago and everyone has a different opinion on what happened to it"
"[walking on beach] [find bottle with message in it] Message: IS YOUR FRIDGE RUNNING? [another bottle with message washes against my feet]"
"Me: Wow this recumbent bike is pretty comfortable. Trainer: Ok now start pedaling. Me: What?"
"Would you like to buy a car for half price* *half the price of two."