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Joke of the Day

"What ""bus"" crossed the ocean? Columbus."

"I don't run with scissors. The last 2 words in that sentence were unnecessary."

"TIL the propeller on a plane is a fan to keep the pilot cool When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating!"

"What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian? An argument"

"My friend and I were hiking Me: ""That's a huge rock over there!"" Him: ""Boulder."" Me: **""That's a huge rock over there.""** EDIT: Thank you guys for the most upvoted post I've made!"

"What Do You Call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? answer: ash"

"My wife is calling me Jeb Bush during sex Now I'll never come first."

"Show me a gay married couple And I'll show you a couple that hasn't been married 25 years."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra."

"Earlier today, I made up a joke to tell you guys, but um... tsh."