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Joke of the Day
"I don't run with scissors. The last 2 words in that sentence were unnecessary."
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"What do you call a secret agent running for the bus? A Russian spy."
"A feminist went to the police department. She said she wanted to file a report because someone called her fat. ""It's ok, just leave your thumb print on this broadsheet"""
"How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ? The cotton in her tampon is picked"
"I like that in The Little Mermaid, Ariel & King Triton wouldn't violate a contractual obligation, but they murdered Ursula with a ship."
"What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night? Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!"
"The Obama Administration just created 100 million jobs @ Dell and Comcast by cutting power in India."
"Be careful, newbies. Twitter changes you. I used to be Puerto Rican, now I'm Irish."
"What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle? I don't wanna be Obama self"
"Why did the woman cross the road? Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?"