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Joke of the Day

"If you ever go skydiving and your parachute doesn't open don't worry You have the rest of your life to fix it"

"Just heard that they served cider at Margaret Thatcher's wake... ...it was Thatchers Cold"

"Any jokes for friday the 13 & Valentines day? :) Just wondering if anyone had some good oneliners, maybe even dad jokes, about valentines day amd frifay the thirteenth :)"

"How do you make a hormone? Slap her in the bum."

"Those kids in Sudan would complain a lot less if they knew I struggled every day with having old people hands."

"Forget everything you learn... 'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.' 'But I never went to college.' 'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'"

"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste."

"Who Is every lumberjack's favourite director? TIMBURRRTON!"

"What do you call a group of black people? Antique farm equipment."

"Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha"