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Joke of the Day
"Who Is every lumberjack's favourite director? TIMBURRRTON!"
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"That awesome moment when you comment and get more likes than a person who has tried to insult you in their status. Priceless."
"I like working out. Sometimes I still feel like I have the body of a teenager, but then I remember I buried that slut like, a week ago."
"What do the iPhone 7 and the Titanic have in common? There's no room for jack, on both of them"
"Jesus only ever had one orgasm in his life We're still waiting for the Second Coming"
"What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning? Not Apple Jacks"
"A ghost walks into a bar... For the boos"
"Old fire fighters never quit They just do asbestos they can."
"What is a wock? Something you throw a wabbits."
"Did you hear about the guy who has a fetish for cashews? He's fucking nuts."