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Joke of the Day

"A Jedi Knight was singing Livin' On A Prayer. It was Obi Wan Bon Jovi"

"When I go to Starbucks, I tell them my name is Marco. When my drink is ready and they call my name, I just keep saying Polo."

"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in the wallet than on dick"

"My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary."

"Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone."

"Apologies your honor [slides ventriloquist dummy back under my seat] I was told these proceedings were going to be televised."

"Frisbee. I went to the park with my son and he brought his frisbee. We started throwing it around and after a while I started to wonder why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me..."

"Why are elevator jokes so funny? Because they work on so many levels"

"I tried snorting coke once... but the bubbles kept burning my nose."

"My St. Patrick's Day Joke Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? A:Zero"