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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat a an egg but you can't beat a wank."

"*makes third wish* Lastly, I want to be irresistible to women. [Transformed into really nice handbag] Dammit."

"How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big ""W"" embroidered on her pyjamas !"

"How can you tell a man from a woman Well, there's not really a vas deferens"

"I think I'm going to start an organization for people who think racism is bad but still laugh at racist jokes... I'll call it the JKKK."

"If you don't know, please ask. If you don't agree, argue. If you don't like it, please say it. But don't sit there quiet and judge me."

"A math teacher ask his students, ""What is 5Q + 5Q?"" The class responds, ""10Q."" The teacher responds, ""You're welcome/"""

"Did you hear about the Vietnam veteran who became a sewage worker? He's seen some shit."

"Barrack Obama In India :p 15,000 CCTVs getting installed for Obama's visit in Delh.i (India). That's just racist. Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything."

"I told my girlfriend I'm a little hoarse... She looked at me in all seriousness and said ""aww you're a pony! Clop clop clop!"" (This actually happened yesterday.)"