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Joke of the Day

"You'll know when it hits 0 degrees because all the Canadians will be wearing shorts, playing frisbee and BBQing outside."

"Batman prank calls Spider-Man... Batman asks, ""Is uncle Ben home?"" Spider-Man says, ""No! He is at the theater with your parents!"""

"Masking tape never makes a very realistic mask."

"Bras come in sizes A, B, C, etc. So what's the biggest bra? The Zebra."

"If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets. I'd hate to toot my own horn"

"her: the manager of the McDonalds down the street called today... him: [sitting on couch next to Ronald McDonald statue] Did he sound mad?"

"Pac-Man is a good metaphor for life because the goal is to eat all the pellets in a level. There is also fruit & ghosts, just like in life"

"If people smoke cigarettes, what do fish smoke? Seaweed"

"Study shows 1 out of 3 people are unfaithful to their partner. I wonder if it's my girlfriend or my wife..."

"Did you ever think about ten years ago you'd be saying.. ""I really hope this is a chick I'm talking to""."