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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning."
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"26.8 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot."
"The Conservation of the Letter R Everytime a Bostonian ""pahks his cah in the yahd"", a Texan warshes something"
"How did the swordsman keep annoying r/jokes? Constant ripostes."
"My mom bought a new vacuum, she says it really sucks."
"Fat chicks don't get wet..... They get greasy"
"Why did the jihadi hooker ask for advance payment from her clients? She blew them every time."
"I've been dating a homeless women recently, and i think its getting serious. She asked me to move out with her."
"My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook."
"[installing program] Operation Status: 1 min left Me: Yes! Finally! *30 minutes later* Operation Status: 60 mins left Me: Wait. What?"