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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning."
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"Last night, during sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move... She was like, ""What the hell are you doing!?"" And I was like, ""Hush baby, I saw this on PornHub....it's called 'buffering'."""
"What's a ghost's favorite data type? BOO-lean!"
"What is the sun's favourite kind of food? Sol food"
"This is getting ridiculous. At what point does a newborn learn to change their own diaper?"
"Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose."
"""What do you mean there's not a secret passageway?"" ""Sir, this is a library."" *whispers* ""What do you mean there's not a secret passageway?"""
"Sylvester Stallone is looking more and more like G.I Joe doll put in a microwave on high for twenty minutes"
"How's everyone holding up ? It's crazy out there. I've killed at least 15 zombies already !! Why are they all carrying candy ?"
"I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer He wasn't pleased"