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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mongol with an infectious skin disease? A leprekhan"
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"Say what you will about Carlos Mencia, he sure knows how to take a joke And present it as if he wrote it"
"A Jewish boy asked his father to borrow fifty dollars... ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""
"sex toy. do you know about ISIS making there own sex dolls? it blows up itself."
"Got a message from the anti virus app on my phone telling me Twitter was safe. Clearly, the app isn't reading your tweets or looking at pics"
"What did Tupac say when his best friend died? No Biggie."
"Fun game: Select all of your Snapchat contacts and send them a text that says... ""Wow...Are you sure that was for me?"" And wait."
"BOY: ""Hi"" GIRL: ""I have a boyfriend"" BOY: ""I said Hi' not suck my d!ck"""
"In Soviet Russia, Romans do as we do."
"What's the difference between a quid and a pound? I can't quid my dick into your mom."