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Joke of the Day

"I have what CNN is calling 'snow fatigue' symptoms include: Being tired of winter A sudden desire for spring Thoughts of murderous rage"

"I'm such a film buff I can always tell when a fake dinosaur is used in a movie."

"Ugh man, I hate when pornos try to have a story. Don't act all surprised dude, just do her."

"I met a Muslim man who said he had the Qur'an on DVD. The trouble started when I asked him to burn a copy for me."

"What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter? They BURy it"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was ostracised when he was young. After taking steroids, however, he was Austria sized."

"A salmon that jumps on the hook for ya http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdAoQvqh7eY"

"Opinions are like orgasms Mines more important and I really don't care if you have one."

"Bad luck Steve Irwin. Puts on sunblock. Doesn't protect against harmful rays."

"My heart goes out to the teenage girls in California who, due to the drought, can no longer take ""unusually long"" baths like we did"