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Joke of the Day
"What did Hermoine say when she found out she's pregnant? Fetus Abortus!"
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"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot!"
"What's a crossfit bro's favorite Italian dish? Testosteroni."
"My son- Can I have ice cream? Me- No, it's breakfast Him-The dog just pooped in the living room Me-Clean it up & you can have some ice cream"
"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about tiny penises. The librarian said ""I don't think its in yet"". I said ""Yes that's the one""."
"Perk of being an abortion doctor One perk of being an abortion doctor is that you don't have to worry about dog's food"
"Who would win in a fight? A bicycle wheel or an old book? Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped."
"Mickey Mouse ""Doc, my knees hurt!"" Doctor: Which knee? Mickey: Disney"
"What did the cheeseburger name her daughter? Patty."
"Two ninjas were having an argument Two ninjas were arguing over which one was the better ninja. The first says, ""Man, you can't even throw a ninja star."" The second ninja says, ""Shuriken."""