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Joke of the Day

"I got robbed last night The burglar replaced everything with an exact replica"

"Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner."

"What do you call a Mexican Jedi? The chosen Juan."

"It must be very traumatic for my wife to be at work knowing I'm home alone getting bread crumbs on the kitchen counter. Let's pray for her."

"Funny how I used to see human features in things like electrical sockets, or clouds, or my ex."

"I want to get into the porn industry But the competition is really stiff."

"Where there's a will there's an ""OMG! What's it say!? What does it say?""."

"Found a fly on his back by my keyboard. So dead. So sad. Put a cocktail umbrella by his head. Now he looks like he's suntanning."

"Hey people that twitter says are ""similar to me"", where do people like us put our car keys?!?!?!"

"[NSFW] A Jelly Baby goes to the Doctor... Jelly Baby: ""Doctor, Doctor, my penis has gone black."" Doctor: ""What have you been doing?!"" Jelly Baby: ""I don't know... Fucking allsorts!"""