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Joke of the Day

"It must be very traumatic for my wife to be at work knowing I'm home alone getting bread crumbs on the kitchen counter. Let's pray for her."

"I have recently learned that it is considered poor form to sit on Santa's lap and ask to be made a widow for Christmas... The more you know."

"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He doesn't want to get nailed to the Boards."

"Halloween Joke Thread Share your best Halloween jokes here, reposts and all. Maybe this will help with the sub being overrun with the same thing?"

"It's a shame that the Woman in Pakistan got stoned... ...but Jihad it coming."

"A chicken and an egg were lying in bed... ..when the chicken turned to the egg, puffed from his cigarette, and said ""Well that answers THAT question!""."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridie ! Bridie who ? Bridie light of the silvery moon !"

"Apparently my uncle sold his soul to the devil for a cure for baldness. Now there's going to be Hell Toupee."

"Steps to being cool A) Use the sunglasses face B)"

"What word starts with ""n"" and you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"