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Joke of the Day

"Repeat after me: President Trump."

"Once i thought i was wrong. But I was mistaken"

"WHAT DO WE WANT?! Follow-up questions! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? OH HELL YEAH THAT'S THE STUFF"

"Shoutout to... Shoutout to my grandpa because that's the only way he can hear"

"Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics? He was on performance-enhancing rugs."

"What do you call bears without ears? B."

"911: 911. What's your emergency? Me: I'm bleeding profusely. 911: Sir, this line is reserved for joke formats. Me: ..."

"Girl are you the burning bush? Cuz you're hot. And there's no conceivable reason you should be talking to me."

"You can tell a lot about a person based on what they use as a gender-neutral singular pronoun."

"Have you heard of the nuttiest band in rock n roll? The almond brothers... I'll go now"