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Joke of the Day

"What do you call bears without ears? B."

"I hate corporate lingo. Stuff like ""core competency"" or ""design out the problem"" or ""I'm gonna need you to go ahead and do some work today"""

"My Wife always asks why I make science jokes. Y*_o_* ?"

"Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for? What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA?!"

"Hey guys, does anyone have an averagely long horror story that just ends in a pun? Any comments appreciated!"

"What's pirates' favourite meme? Ayy lmao"

"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on shit punchlines. The librarian directs him to the correct section."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"A girl phoned me the other day and said, ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."

"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"