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Joke of the Day

"PATIENT: I bet medical school was pretty tough DR DOG: yeah I remember one time I did my assignment 4 times bc I ate the first 3 copies lol"

"Will Apple ever release a product that lasts for more than a few years? iDoubtit"

"Did you hear about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? Neither did I."

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Flush"

"Anti-humor Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks."

"You might as well shoot for the stars because... Best case scenario you succeed and are immediately vaporized into nothing. Worst case scenario you miss and fade into the endless void of nothing."

"Why do most black men's eyes appear bloodshot after sex? Mace."

"what did the doe say when she came out of the woods? I'm never doing THAT for two bucks again."

"Every time I see an obese family at a buffet, I throw a sack of marbles onto the table and have a live showing of Hungry Hungry Hippos."

"Photographers are so violent. They'll frame you, shoot you, blow you up and then hang you."