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Joke of the Day

"I think my family is really going to dig the 15 minute powerpoint I've created of the things I am thankful for at Thanksgiving dinner."

"How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor? It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go."

"Have you heard about the new Corduroy pillow cases? They have made all the headlines."

"I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing."

"Tossed and turned all night. I gotta stop moisturizing with salad dressing."

"The Russian Army Q: Ho you Hld you -47 when running aay fro nuclea blast? A: On far stretched out hands coad, so the hot , fro the gun does not dip on s oned shoes!"

"How do you enter a brothel in Westeros? Through the Hodor!"

"How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees? In Jeff Pesos."

"I got you a paracetamol, I said ""I got you a paracetamol"", I said. ""But I don't have a headache"", she replied. ""Good, then let's fuck""."

"A man walks into a bar Ouch!"