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Joke of the Day
"What s a Muslim s favorite cologne? GERMANY!!!!"
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"Frank has no arms. **Knock knock who's there?** Not Frank."
"Did you know the anthem of the USA is about a Mexican immigrant? The first line is even about how he got in illegally at night: ""Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light..."""
"If pro and con are opposites... Is progress the opposite of Congress?"
"Take my advice I'm not using it."
"Girls adore it when you guess their weight as they walk by."
"Gay Mafia Did you hear about those two gay guys in the mafia? One whacked the other one. http://earlmcgerd.tumblr.com/"
"Why was 1 all salty? Someone told him it was 2's day."
"Who are the most decent people in the hospital? The ultrasound people.!! lol"
"Is your refrigerator running? Because i will vote for it!"