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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by serving a hasidic man a footlong Italian BMT. Oops, wrong sub."

"An Ohio judge ruled gay marriage legal, as long as the person is dead, proving that the slippery slope now includes gay necrophila."

"If you meet a woman who says your name with the same passion she says pumpkin spice latte you should marry her immediately"

"What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !"

"Good jokes are like pizza. This is not a pizza."

"I like the way baseball players pick up each other's bats after they cross home plate. More sports courtesy, please."

"What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!"

"I heard fish is good for your brain but now I can't get the smell out of my hair"

"Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper share the same middle name... coincidence?... I think not."

"'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was screaming... Just cuz I went into the wrong house."