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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotopuss"
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"Sometimes I feel like Valentine's Day was invented by a guy who had way too many chocolate covered strawberries."
"How do you top a train? Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D"
"How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard."
"How do you spell candy with two letters? C and Y"
"The man who invented the jigsaw has died. May he rest in pieces."
"TIFU by mixing up my wives subway orders. I gave Lucy's to Rosa, and Rosa's to Lucy."
"My left butt cheek was hurting pretty bad earlier, so I asked my girlfriend to massage it for me. I told her... that I didn't want it half-assed."
"Woman of my dreams I don't sleep so I can't find her!"
"He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump, he's a little square. He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump, whats with that hair? Wierd Al on politics"