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Joke of the Day

"COP: Give back the money you stole ME: Already spent it COP: On what? ME: Karate lessons which [does vague swishes w/ hand] I did not attend"

"TIL that humanity's new form of communication is acronyms What does FTFY even mean? I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much."

"To make a long story short: Hamlet: Everyone dies Macbeth: Everyone dies Titanic: Everyone dies Twilight: You want to die"

"Q: What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile? A: An animal that talks your head off."

"How do you spell badly? With a broken magic wand."

"Yelling ""you're not my real ladder!"" at your step ladder."

"What word is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly"

"What is the most exciting sport in the world? Camping. Its in tents."

"I used to have a lot of sex... Then my VR headset broke."

"What does a hippie say when he runs out of weed? This music SUCKS!"