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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Obtuse Angle lost weight? He looks all right now."
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"I'm not an alcoholic... My liver is evil and it must be destroyed."
"Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even Like. Omg."
"To all of you that have overcome Fatboy Slim addiction.... I have to praise you"
"When people ask me if I'm working hard or hardly working, I wanna punch them in the face and ask if they're hurting hard or hardly hurting."
"I told this cute girl some cheesy puns yesterday... She said they were hit or swiss. I guess I gouda done cheddar."
"I asked a guy at the gym how to use a piece of equipment. ""Just push the button,"" he replied, ""Like you would with any other hand dryer."""
"[date started at 9 pm] [9:30 pm] Her: I love long awkward silences. [10:20 pm] Me: Me too."
"What tastes good on pie, but not on pussy? Crust."