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"Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend? He just wasn't really Inuit..."
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"What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms? A urinarrator."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !"
"What do you call it when a chickpea gets killed? Hummuside"
"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!"
"What did the one female tampon say to the other female tampon? Nothing. They're both stuck-up cunts."
"Why aren't Jewish Youtube celebrities's work viewed at night? Because they're stars-of-day-vids."
"What's worse than a lobster on your piano? What's worse than a lobster in your piano? A CRAB on your organ."
"While people argue about the glass being half empty or half full...I'll just be drinking from the bottle !"
"Name a body part that's long and stiff and uses the letters PENSI A spine"