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Joke of the Day
"What does Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? They both say ""insert Bill here"""
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"My neighbors listen to awesome music whether they like it or not."
"What do you call ravens trying to marry crows. Conspiracy to commit murder."
"Photon A photon goes to a hotel to find a room.. the man at the desk asks if he would like any help with his bags and the photon says ""I don't have any.. I'm traveling light."""
"Divorce Mickey - I want a divorce Minnie - Are you fucking crazy? Mickey - No.. I'm fucking Daisy!"
"I always blurt out, ""SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"" in my best Al Pacino Scarface accent when I stand next to a stranger at a urinal."
"Just want to remind all you Trump supporters to get out and vote early on Wednesday."
"THIS is best joke ever :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVYS0bbB70s&feature=youtu.be"
"Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can see the battle!"
"I'm thinking of organizing a marathon which will go down my sisters street..... do you think I should run it past her?"