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Joke of the Day
"Does anyone need an ark? I noah guy!"
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"We can find water on Mars but we can't something completely unrelated?"
"I like my ex's like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer"
"When i used to work for walgreens and the security system would go off the employees would say ""run!"" I guess it was the running joke."
"A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says... ""What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?"" The pirate says, ""Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"""
"Why did EA Cross the road? Buy the season pass now to find out!"
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because feminist can't change anything."
"Q. What is the color of the wind? A. Blew."
"A dick in the hand is worth two in the tush"
"Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?"