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Joke of the Day
"What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!"
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"My mom made some french fries for you guys... but you were dicks about it because they were potato quality."
"Dinner Table Son = Dad,can you pass the salt? Dad = I don't know,can you pass the semester?"
"My dad has a great idea for Donald Trump's campaign slogan. ""Vote for me in 2016 or there'll be hell toupee."""
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts"
"""Room service? Send up a larger room."""
"You know why I was mad after I had sex with the women I love? Because she woke up"
"Why didn't Santa's father get a ticket for speeding in the sleigh? A grandfather claus got him out of it!"
"What do American beers and Sex in a Canoe have in common? They are both fucking close to water!"
"What fills the entire volume of its container and may become volatile and explosive when compressed? NYC subway commuters."