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Joke of the Day

"Personally, I don't find swearing offensive. I think it adds character & emphasis to a conversation. I do find, backstabbing, lying, cheating and screwing people over offensive, but not swearing."

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"Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone? He didn't have any body to go with him."
"A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, Doc, I'm horribly sick! The doctor looks at her and asks, flu? No, I drove here."
"Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage? He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq"
"Most laughs that you hear on TV shows today, were recorded in the 1950's. Means, technically, you're likely hearing dead people laughing."
"After everything I put, say to yourself 'So did Michael Jackson' I went to the beach on a sunny day. I saw an ice cream stall. I bought an ice cream. It melted."
"Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)"
"""Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?"""
"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore"
"Some days, I wish I had a button to restore myself to my original factory settings"