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Joke of the Day

"Most laughs that you hear on TV shows today, were recorded in the 1950's. Means, technically, you're likely hearing dead people laughing."

"Pool donations, what is up with that? One day this guy came up to my front door asking for donations to the local pool, I told him I would be right back. I came back and handed him a glass a water."

"So, putting a ""caution wet floor"" sign down before delivering my best pick up line is frowned upon...."

"Contact Ad ""Seeking man with ponytail. Hairstyle doesn't matter"""

"Hey, remember me from last night? You gave me the wrong number but I found you on Facebook. I'm on your porch. Can I come in?"

"Chuck Norris is in a class of his own. That doesn't implement Comparable. #hacking"

"What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !"

"The jerk store called. *removes hat* I'm afraid there's been an accident."

"ISIS could be considered today's Rocket Power Because they are always blasting away!"

"Why do muslims love classical music? It has lots of violins"