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Joke of the Day
"What's a communists favourite sporting event? Commonwealth Games"
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"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"
"How much does a hipster weigh? One instagram."
"Sometimes... You just gotta treat life like a bad lay... Make funny faces and pretend you're having a good time."
"What's a classic Russian sci-fi film? Czar Wars"
"When someone invites me to their house and I see more than 2 cars parked outside it I keep driving just in case it's an intervention for me"
"What happens if you cut off your left hand? You would be all right."
"Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Bears want to eat him. Botflies want to lay their eggs in his skin. Fish are unaware of him."
"Superman's first day at the daily planet. Boss: Since you're new, you might need supervision. Clark: I have that, superhearing too."
"Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers."