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Joke of the Day

"So a redhead says to her blonde friend... ""I just slept with a Brazilian."" the blonde says, ""You slut! How many is a brazilion?"""

"Didn't manage to catch any fish today... It was a failure."

"What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers? A Labrador Deceiver."

"What do you do when you are riding a horse, and a cheetah and ostrich are chasing you? You get your drunk ass off the carousel!"

"Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap? So she didn't whistle on the way down."

"Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720"

"Obama: Didn't think he'd be late Biden: I gave him the wrong address Obama: Joe he's the president-elect Biden: idgaf what they call him"

"Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle."

"People always get disgusted when I say I slept with my teacher... I think it's because I was home schooled."

"""Who let the dogs out?!"" - Pavlov getting angry"