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Joke of the Day

"So a redhead says to her blonde friend... ""I just slept with a Brazilian."" the blonde says, ""You slut! How many is a brazilion?"""

"Like most men, I have two personalities... the guy before the orgasm and the one after."

"What are people in motels doing that they need such a steady and reliable source of ice?"

"My mom went to go buy a Christmas tree from the store The man behind the counter said ""are you going to put it up yourself?"" Mom says ""no thats terrible, im going to put it in the family room"""

"Of course men aren't above women... But I'd sure like to be on top of you ;)"

"'Mum' yelled Johnny from the kitchen 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?' 'Yes dear what about it ?' 'Well your worries are over.'"

"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Felippe Feloppe ... wah wah"

"Dark humor is a lot like food... Not everyone gets it"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""That's not funny."""

"Why can't you trust anything MATTER says? Because it makes up everything."