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Joke of the Day

"What's your favorite rape joke? Here's mine: ______________________________"

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"A man is talking to his friend... ""Today I got a brand new ford for my wife."" ""Eyyy, nice trade."""
"There are 10 types if people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"
"An escalator can never break it can only become stairs."
"Did you guys hear about the homeopath who forgot to take his meds? He died of an overdose."
"The only camper that is a Happy Camper is the one who drank enough alcohol to forget that he's CAMPING."
"Where do cats go to vacation? Meowi"
"I was in a taxi when the driver said.. I was in a taxi when the driver said""I love my job! I'm my own boss and nobody tells me what to do!"". I said ""Great. Now take a left here!"""
"An Englishmen, a Scotsman and a Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."
"Why is the number 8 the only number that goes to heaven? When it dies it becomes immortal. ∞"