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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite rape joke? Here's mine: ______________________________"
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"TIL it is impossible to look at your nose while sticking out your tongue without looking ridiculous."
"This mop seemed a lot more exciting on the infomercial."
"It turns out I'm awesome at sex I come first every time!"
"Who said chivalry is dead, I open the door at least a hundred times a day for my cat and dogs."
"new stereotype I just invented: everyone else but me is bad at navigating their cart at Costco"
"Shazam but for telling you the name of someone who's only just been introduced to you 5 minutes ago but you weren't listening."
"I'm in favour of same sex marriage That's mainly because I've been having the same sex with my wife for the past 20 years"
"What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions? Donald Ducks I'll show myself out"
"COP: ""Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""It was way easier than solving a murder?"""