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Joke of the Day
"Why are white girls odd? Because they can't even!"
Next Joke
"A sarcastic thumbs-up is a good substitute for the middle finger."
"What if that guy just found a mountain that looked like those presidents and then told everyone he carved it?"
"Never under estimate the value of stretching...the truth."
"Why do white guys hate black guys so much? Because their sisters love fucking black guys more than them."
"I think my daughter might turn out to be the next Martin Scorsese! (Her eyebrows are fucking terrifying)"
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that."
"I'm crap at telling jokes. I keep on punching up the fuck lines."
"What country has 6 faces, and 8 points? Cuba"
"I think my favorite sexual organ is the one in the Milan Cathedral because that is the only organ I've actually had sex with."