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Joke of the Day
"Why are white girls odd? Because they can't even!"
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"What did Helen Keller name her dog? akjnveoajknoea"
"How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Rather than change it they will just sit in a corner and cry like little bitches"
"So, I sold my old vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust."
"Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? Because it's too tired."
"[trying to impress fiancee's entire family] Waiter: Your bill for- Oh I got it! [looks at bill & spits wine] WHO ORDERED THE ""SUBTOTAL""?!?"
"""Can I smash my head against your wall?"" ""Sure, knock yourself out."""
"I'm sorry I said the Nazis were also a party when you invited me to celebrate your kid's first birthday."
"What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..? NOTHING....!!!"
"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow."