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Joke of the Day

"In order to say you're ""born again"" you should have to spend a week on a cross or 9 months in a vat of amniotic fluid."

"Hardcore I've just changed my first nappy. My wife doesn't like me wearing them but since I bought Call of Duty it means I get more game time."

"The mailman gave me a letter from a child this morning. The grammar was bad. But the delivery was good."

"What did the fish scream when its tank cracked? ""Dam-it!"""

"The other day, I went to www.conjunctivitis.com ... Now *that's* a site for sore eyes..."

"She was like ""wrong hole"", so I said ""adventurous on the e-harmony profile isn't knitting quilts Velma"", long story short I'm still single."

"After 20 years of marriage, the one thing that pisses off my wife ... of 6 years is that I keep a running total."

"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."

"What is black, white, and red all over? The Ferguson riots"

"BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."