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Joke of the Day

"Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant? Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says ""Idaho""."

"What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm? A quarter-pounder with cheese."

"An astronaut squirrel, a snail that meows, crab with a whale as a daughter. Dear creators of spongebob, pass the drugs."

"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walks into a bar... ...and he orders a drink."

"putting a sweater on your dog?? lol what's next, another harmless thing that only bothers me because i'm lonely"

"I used to be good friends with my bartender But now our relationship is on the rocks"

"What website do gay guys use for their e-mail? HotMale.com"

"Twitter: where strangers will explain your joke back to you."

"A vegan, a few crossfitters and a bunch of atheists are coming over for Easter There's no joke, I just thought you all should know"

"Do you know what the strongest thing in the world is? Exlax, it's a laxative and knocked the shit out of super man"