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Joke of the Day

"You going to eat those sausages? - What? The encased meats. Do you want them? - Those are my fingers. Oh, no thanks, I'm not there yet."

"Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads."

"Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose."

"Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh."

"Overheard a teenager watching Armageddon for the 1st time (after Bruce Willis blows up): ""lol at least the hot one lived (Ben Affleck)."""

"""I don't have time for this shit!"" I thought, as I sat on the toilet, angry, and late for work."

"whats a ghost's favorite fruit? booberries!"

"What do you call an election in Syria? A civil war"

"What is a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton."

"What did the Jew say to Kim Kardashian's booty? ""Isreal?"""